We are trying really hard not to make a "finger licking good" joke.
KFC and Lifetime announced Monday a partnership for a holiday mini-movie.
"A Recipe for Seduction" will be a 15-minute short film starring Mario Lopez as Colonel Harland Sanders, the founder of the restaurant chain whose name and likeness are still used symbols of the chain.
The mini-movie "is full of mystery, suspense, deception, 'fowl' play and at the heart of it all ... love and fried chicken," according to a press release.
The release describes the film as a "steamy holiday love affair" involving a young heiress whose mother has handpicked a suitor for her. "But when a handsome, young chef with a secret fried chicken recipe and a dream arrives, he sets in motion a series of events that unravel the mother's devious plans," the release says.
Lopez joins a long line of actors who have portrayed the Colonel, including Rob Lowe and Reba McEntire.
The film will be a part of Lifetime's "It's A Wonderful Lifetime" movie slate, which is a perennial fan-favorite for holiday content.
"A Recipe for Seduction" premieres on Lifetime at noon on Sunday, December 13. It will be available via streaming on Lifetime's website as well as the Lifetime apps and video-on-demand platforms.
KFC and Uber Eats are offering a special promotion in conjunction with the film -- six free extra crispy tenders with a purchase of $20 or more -- that will be available between December 13-19 via the mobile food delivery app.
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The 25 worst Christmas movies of all time
To many, the holiday season brings images of curling up on the couch with a mug of hot chocolate, lighting a fire and watching a feel-good Christmas movie with friends and family. If you're not careful picking the right movie, however, you could find yourself watching the many failed attempts at a Christmas film.
Whether it's a quintessential hokey Christmas slasher film or the holiday sequel of a sequel of a sequel, these films can turn your cozy tradition into a cringeworthy nightmare.
To help you separate the good from the ho-ho-horrible, PrettyFamous, an entertainment data site from Graphiq, ranked the worst Christmas-themed movies of all time. To qualify, movies had to have at least 2,000 IMDb votes. Then, the worst of the worst were ordered based on their Smart Rating. This is a score out of 100 that takes into account a movie's IMDb rating, Rotten Tomatoes Critic and User rating, Metacritic rating, Gracenote rating and inflation-adjusted U.S. box office gross. In the case of a tie, the movie with fewer IMDb votes was deemed worse.
These movies are best avoided unless you have a penchant for ridiculously wacky, gory or downright campy Christmas flicks. And be warned: the movie that takes the No. 1 spot has a Smart Rating of less than 10 — a genuine Christmas miracle.
Note: Movie descriptions were sourced (with minor edits) from Gracenote.
Smart Rating: 22.44
Release year: 2007
Starring: Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti, Miranda Richardson
Of the two Claus brothers, Fred (Vince Vaughn) is the troublemaker and polar opposite of his saintly sibling, Nicholas (Paul Giamatti). When Fred's criminal ways finally land him in big trouble, Nicholas bails him out and brings him to the North Pole to work off the debt by making toys. The headaches mount for St. Nick, who not only must deal with his troublemaking brother, but also an efficiency expert who has come to evaluate Santa's operation.
Smart Rating: 21.37
Release year: 2013
Starring: Tyler Perry, Kathy Najimy, Chad Michael Murray
Madea (Tyler Perry) accompanies her niece, Eileen (Anna Maria Horsford), to the small town of Buck Tussel to pay a surprise visit to Eileen's daughter, Lacey (Tika Sumpter), who has refused to come home for Christmas. The real reason Lacey is avoiding her judgmental mother is that she has secretly married Connor (Chad Michael Murray), a white classmate from college. When Eileen and Madea arrive at Lacey's farm, she tells them that Connor is an employee, but her lie soon spins out of control.
Smart Rating: 19.99
Release year: 1991
Starring: Ethan Randall, Thora Birch, Harley Jane Kozak
Ethan (Ethan Randall) and Hallie O'Fallon (Thora Birch) are two siblings who wish that their divorced mom, Catherine (Harley Jane Kozak) would reunite with their dad, Michael (Jamey Sheridan). As Christmas approaches, the kids manage to lock their mother's fiancé, Tony (Kevin Nealon), in an ice cream truck and have him whisked off to New Jersey, all in an attempt to make their mom believe that she's been stood up. The ploy works, and ex-husband Michael is waiting in the wings.
Smart Rating: 19.75
Release year: 1998
Starring: Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Jessica Biel, Adam LaVorgna
Estranged from his father (Gary Cole), college student Jake (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) is lured home to New York for Christmas with the promise of receiving a classic Porsche as a gift. When the bullying football team dumps him in the desert in a Santa suit, Jake is left without identification or money to help him make the journey. Meanwhile, his girlfriend, Allie (Jessica Biel), does not know where he is, and accepts a cross-country ride from Jake's rival, Eddie (Adam LaVorgna).
Smart Rating: 18.97
Release year: 1998
Starring: Michael Keaton, Kelly Preston, Mark Addy
As a touring musician clinging to dreams of stardom, aging rocker Jack Frost (Michael Keaton) never had much time for his wife, Gabby (Kelly Preston), and young son, Charlie (Joseph Cross). A year after Jack's tragic death in a car accident on Christmas Day, Charlie plays a mournful tune on his father's harmonica. Much to his surprise, the elder Frost is magically brought to life as a snowman on the family lawn. Given a second chance, Charlie and Jack struggle to make up for lost time.
Smart Rating: 18.78
Release year: 2002
Starring: French Stewart, Mike Weinberg, Erick Avari
Kevin McCallister (Mike Weinberg) is upset that his parents got divorced. Worse yet, things are heating up between his father Peter (Jason Beghe) and his love interest, Natalie (Joanna Going). Forced to choose where to celebrate Christmas, Kevin begrudgingly decides to go to Natalie's mansion, where the guests include a foreign royal family. Kevin schemes to reunite his estranged parents and -- after Marv Merchants (French Stewart) reappears -- he struggles to protect a prince from abduction.
Smart Rating: 18.73
Release year: 2000
Starring: Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise, Charlize Theron
Just released from prison, all Rudy Duncan (Ben Affleck) wants is to start a new life with Ashley (Charlize Theron), the girl of his dreams, whom he met through pen pal letters in prison. But between them and happiness stands her crazy brother, Gabriel (Gary Sinise), and his motley crue of deadly criminals who think Rudy has some inside information about a casino where he once had a job — a casino Gabriel and his short-fused posse plan to take down.
Smart Rating: 18.66
Release year: 1996
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman
Workaholic Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger) wants to make things up to his son, Jamie (Jake Lloyd), and wife, Liz (Rita Wilson). He promises to get Jamie the hottest toy of the season, Turbo-Man -- even though it's Christmas Eve and the toy is practically sold out. As Langston hunts down the elusive gift, he runs into mailman Myron (Sinbad), another father on the same quest. With the clock winding down, Langston's moral code is tested as he starts to learn the real meaning of Christmas.
Smart Rating: 14.5
Release year: 1996
Starring: Hulk Hogan, Don Stark, Robin Curtis
Amnesia makes a mean health food tycoon (Hulk Hogan) think he's Santa Claus, especially when it comes to a local orphanage.
Smart Rating: 18.63
Release year: 2005
Starring: Bill Goldberg, Douglas Smith, Emilie de Ravin
After a millennium of spreading Christmas cheer, Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg) reverts to his demonic self and gives the gift of fear.
Smart Rating: 18.44
Release year: 2015
Starring: Alan Arkin, John Goodman, Ed Helms
For their annual Christmas Eve celebration, Sam Cooper (John Goodman) and his wife Charlotte (Diane Keaton) welcome four generations of extended family, including son Hank (Ed Helms), daughter Eleanor (Olivia Wilde) and Charlotte's father, Bucky (Alan Arkin). Sam and Charlotte are separating after 40 years of marriage, while Hank is in the middle of a divorce. As the guests reveal their respective problems, they also rediscover the importance of kinship and the spirit of the holiday.
Smart Rating: 18.42
Release year: 2007
Starring: Gabrielle Union, Morris Chestnut, Queen Latifah
Nancy (Gabrielle Union), a divorced mother of three, feels especially lonely during the holidays. Sensing her sadness, Nancy's youngest daughter, Emily (Khail Bryant), has a plan to make her mom happy again. She asks Benjamin (Morris Chestnut), a department-store Santa Claus, to pay Nancy a compliment. And Benjamin, who is also a struggling songwriter, knows exactly the right words to say.
Smart Rating: 17.56
Release year: 2006
Starring: Tim Allen, Martin Short, Elizabeth Mitchell
Christmas cheer turns into holiday chaos when Scott Calvin (Tim Allen), aka Santa, invites his in-laws (Ann-Margret, Alan Arkin) for a visit and must, simultaneously, contend with Jack Frost's (Martin Short) scheme to take over the North Pole. Scott, his family and Head Elf Curtis must join forces to foil the nefarious plot.
Smart Rating: 17.32
Release year: 1997
Starring: Alex D. Linz, Olek Krupa, Rya Kihlstedt
When an inept group of criminals tries to get a stolen top-secret computer chip through airport security, it ends up in a toy car in the luggage of the elderly Mrs. Hess (Marian Seldes). Unable to promptly retrieve the chip, the felons follow Hess and the car to her neighborhood. After she gives the toy to young Alex Pruitt (Alex D. Linz), who is home sick from school, he becomes the target of the criminals. However, the precocious kid is on to their schemes and ready to fight the thieves off.
Smart Rating: 16.23
Release year: 2008
Starring: Kevin Farley, Kelsey Grammer, Trace Adkins
Documentary filmmaker Michael Malone (Kevin Farley) makes movies about America's shortcomings and is now embarking on a campaign to abolish July 4th. However, he meets John F. Kennedy (Chriss Anglin) on the eve of the holiday, who tells Malone that he will soon be visited by three ghosts. The spirits of a country singer (Trace Adkins), Gen. George S. Patton (Kelsey Grammer) and George Washington (Jon Voight) visit Malone and try to instill a sense of patriotism and love for his country.
Smart Rating: 16.23
Release year: 1994
Starring: Steve Martin, Madeline Kahn, Robert Klein
Philip (Steve Martin) manages a suicide-prevention hotline called Lifesavers, assisted by Mrs. Munchnik (Madeline Kahn) and Catherine (Rita Wilson). On Christmas Eve, Philip learns that their landlord (Garry Shandling) is evicting them from their office. Amid all this unrest, Catherine proclaims her love for Philip. And when a cross-dresser (Liev Schreiber) and a pregnant woman (Juliette Lewis) enter into the equation, things get even more interesting.
Smart Rating: 15.93
Release year: 2004
Starring: Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Aykroyd
Finally alone for the holidays, Luther (Tim Allen) and Nora Krank (Jamie Lee Curtis) plan to eschew the Christmas traditions and take a cruise in the Caribbean instead. This doesn't sit well with their Christmas-obsessed neighbors Vic Frohmeyer (Dan Aykroyd) and Walt Scheel (M. Emmet Walsh), who are determined to win the annual "best decorated street" competition, and the Kranks soon find themselves social outcasts because of their lack of Christmas spirit.
Smart Rating: 15.59
Release year: 2006
Starring: Danny DeVito, Matthew Broderick, Kristin Chenoweth
Steve (Matthew Broderick), suburban dad and Christmas enthusiast, finds a wrinkle in his well-ordered existence with the arrival of his new neighbor Danny (Danny DeVito). Danny has big dreams and plans to illuminate his house with enough holiday lights to make it visible from space. Not to be outdone, Steve declares a war of one-upmanship with Danny that threatens to drag the Christmas spirit through the slush.
Smart Rating: 14.99
Release year: 2004
Starring: Ben Affleck, James Gandolfini, Christina Applegate
A wealthy executive, Drew Latham (Ben Affleck) has no close relationships and becomes nostalgic for his childhood home as Christmas approaches. When he visits the house and finds another family living there, he offers the residents, Tom Valco (James Gandolfini) and his wife, Christine (Catherine O'Hara), a large sum of money to pretend they are his parents. Soon Drew tests the couple's patience, and, when their daughter, Alicia (Christina Applegate), arrives, things get increasingly tense.
Smart Rating: 14.83
Release year: 2012
Starring: Malcolm McDowell, Debi Mazar, Edward Asner
With his parents away, an 8-year-old (Christian Martyn) engages in a battle of wits with some thieves (Malcolm McDowell, Debi Mazar).
Smart Rating: 13.51
Release year: 2014
Starring: Joel McHale, Robin Williams, Lauren Graham
Boyd is forced to spend Christmas at his parents' house and has to hit the road with his eccentric father to get his son's Christmas gifts before morning.
Smart Rating: 13.45
Release year: 2010
Starring: Elle Fanning, Nathan Lane, John Turturro
Christmas in Vienna is a dull affair for 9-year-old Mary (Elle Fanning), until her beloved Uncle Albert (Nathan Lane) arrives and gives her a special gift: an enchanted nutcracker. On Christmas night the nutcracker -- named NC -- comes to life and takes Mary to its magical land of sugarplum fairies and talking toys. Mary discovers that the wondrous kingdom faces a dire threat from the evil Rat King, and when the nutcracker is kidnapped, she must rally her new friends to save NC.
Smart Rating: 11.98
Release year: 1964
Starring: John Call, Leonard Hicks, Pia Zadora
Martian ruler Kimar (Leonard Hicks) is upset that the children of Mars are lazy and under the influence of too much pop culture from Earth. They are obsessed with the planet's television programs and don't want to do much of anything. In an attempt to get the kids peppy again, Kimar orders the kidnapping of Santa Claus (John Call), hoping that the jolly old toymaker will know how to cheer the children up again. But two Earth children are also nabbed, and this complicates things for Kimar.
Smart Rating: 11.3
Release year: 1959
Starring: José Elías Moreno, Cesáreo Quezadas 'Pulgarcito,' José Luis Aguirre 'Trotsky'
Merlin the magician helps Santa save children tempted by the devil to be naughty.
Kirk's sister's annual Christmas party is about to be ruined by Christian, his brother-in-law, and Kirk realizes he has to show Christian how important Christ is to the holiday season.